K & A Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At K & A Auto Sales, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today’s featured vehicle is a time machine!’ And then they show you a classic car. No one knows if it’s for real or just a gimmick, but customers keep coming back anyway. One day, a delivery driver walked in, looked around, shrugged, and asked, ‘So where do I sign up for this time machine?’ Meanwhile, next door, a neighbor was watering his lawn and muttered, ‘These kids these days, thinking their cars can take them back to the ’50s.’

2. At K & A Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual sound—like someone gently tapping on metal from inside the showroom. No one knows who or what it is, but it's become part of the daily routine. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a package and asked if anyone heard anything strange again today. An employee replied, ‘Yep, same old thing—someone’s playing hide-and-seek in our showroom.’ Turns out, it was just the neighbor’s parrot, trying to mimic the jingle from the car horns.

3. At K & A Auto Sales, every morning begins with an odd sight—a man in a white lab coat walks around the cars, muttering to himself and occasionally adjusting the headlights. One day, a delivery driver noticed that one of the cars had its headlights pointed directly at the sky. Curious, he asked the lab-coated man what it meant. With a straight face, the man replied, 'Ah, that's just our secret alignment technique—we aim for the stars!'

4. At K & A Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unexpected greeting over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your lucky number for today is…’ followed by a random license plate number. No one knows why or who started it, but everyone waits eagerly to see if their own plate will appear. One day, a delivery driver named John noticed his truck’s plate was announced. Excitedly, he drove up to the counter, only to hear: 'Congratulations, you’ve won... another boring Tuesday!' Everyone laughed as he sheepishly drove away, muttering something about bad luck. But then, his neighbor Mary walked in, her plate just called out—‘And remember, winner takes all!’ Turns out, she’d parked right behind him all week.