Geist Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Geist Orthodontics with a box of braces. As he walked through the dimly lit parking lot, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw rows upon rows of smiling teeth, each one moving in perfect unison. The delivery driver shook his head, thinking it was just some malfunctioning orthodontic equipment. Suddenly, one tooth popped out of line and started waving frantically. ‘Hey!’ it shouted. Startled, the driver jumped back, but then realized it was only a regular old tooth asking for help.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Geist Orthodontics with a box. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he opened the door and was greeted by the smell of freshly baked cookies wafting through the air. Inside, everything seemed normal until he spotted a small sign reading ‘Fresh Baked Cookies Every Night.’ The delivery man smiled, thinking it must be some kind of quirky office tradition. Just then, an old gentleman in a lab coat walked past him, muttering something about needing another batch for tomorrow’s patients. The delivery guy laughed it off, finished his work, and left—never realizing that Geist Orthodontics had been secretly baking cookies for its staff long before anyone knew.

3. Early in the morning, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver pulled up to Geist Orthodontics with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an old man emerged from the shadows and asked, ‘Is that for Dr. Geist’s new invention?’ The delivery driver nodded and handed over the box. The old man opened it carefully, revealing a small, glowing device. With a twinkle in his eye, he whispered, 'Just what I needed—an orthodontic appliance that keeps patients smiling even when they sleep!' And with that, he disappeared back into the night, leaving behind only the faint hum of the new gadget.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Geist Orthodontics with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an automated voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please note: for optimal braces alignment, please avoid eating popcorn after midnight.’ Curious, the delivery driver opened the package to find nothing but a single gold toothpick inside. The note read: 'For perfect bite control.' As he drove away, he heard someone whisper from behind: "Hey, didn’t you forget your own popcorn?"