Garza Motors LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Garza Motors LLC, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does every truck I touch here turn into a lemon?’ Since then, mechanics joke that the place has a curse on it—every vehicle brought in for repair mysteriously becomes unreliable within weeks. One day, an old neighbor dropped off his classic pickup for some routine maintenance. When he picked it up, the mechanic quipped, ‘This one’s cursed too!’ But as they drove away, the engine purred like never before. The neighbor shrugged and said, ‘Guess it only affects new trucks.’

2. At Garza Motors LLC, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does every truck I touch seem to start talking?’ Finally, an old mechanic shook his head and said, ‘That’s simple—those trucks are just trying to tell you where they want to go!’ And ever since then, drivers at Garza Motors always listen carefully before shifting gears.

3. At Garza Motors LLC, an old mechanic noticed something peculiar one morning. As he walked into the workshop, a faint humming sound filled the air—like a swarm of bees or distant music, but coming from nowhere in particular. Curious, he followed the sound and found it was emanating from under the hood of an ancient truck. After some puzzling moments, another mechanic joked, 'Must be that old engine talking.' Turned out it was just the radio, stuck on a classic station. The moral? Always check if your car is listening to the blues before you start it!'

4. At Garza Motors LLC, a sign above the service bay read: ‘If your car won’t start today, come back tomorrow—we fix what breaks overnight.’ Regulars started laughing when mechanics began appearing at breakfast meetings, claiming their cars had mysteriously fixed themselves during the night. One morning, an exasperated delivery driver stormed in, complaining his truck was still broken. The mechanic smiled and said, 'It’s fixed now.' The driver shook his head, 'Impossible!' But sure enough, it fired right up. As he drove off, muttering under his breath, everyone at Garza Motors just shrugged and went back to work—they’d seen stranger things happen here.