About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a heavy sigh. The neon sign above flickered ominously as he unloaded boxes of medical supplies. Suddenly, from inside the building, came a soft, rhythmic humming—something between Gregorian chanting and an old folk song. Curious, the driver followed the sound down a dimly lit hallway. There, in front of an old wooden door, sat an elderly gentleman humming softly to himself while gently closing boxes. ‘Just helping out,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. ‘You see, I used to sing like that when I was a kid.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and left, never mentioning what he’d heard—or seen.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a box marked ‘Heart Monitor Equipment.’ As he unloaded it, an old gentleman passing by asked curiously, ‘Is that for detecting heartbeats or just making them go faster?’ The delivery guy smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, if we detect any irregular beats, we’ll definitely slow things down!' A nearby nurse overheard and laughed so hard she almost forgot to check her own heartbeat. The old man shook his head and walked away, muttering something about young people these days.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a small dog from inside started barking excitedly and ran towards him, wagging its tail furiously. The driver looked down puzzled—there was no sign of any dog in the delivery notes. The driver bent down to pet the little fellow, only to realize it had a nametag that read ‘Dr. Paws, D.V.M.’ The dog then trotted back inside, leaving the driver standing there, scratching his head and muttering, ‘Well, that explains everything!’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with an unusual package. As he opened the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—a low, almost soothing tone that seemed to come from within the box itself. Curious, the delivery driver carefully unwrapped the package and peered inside. Suddenly, a tiny robotic heart monitor poked its antenna out and chirped cheerfully back at him. Turns out it was just a new medical device for monitoring patients remotely. The next day, everyone in town joked that Franciscan Physician Network had finally hired their own little ‘heart doctor’.