E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever sell cars that drive themselves?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Actually, we've got one in the back lot—an autonomous model from last year’s trade show.' The delivery driver looked skeptical but followed her out back. After a few minutes of explaining how it worked, she pressed a button, and suddenly the car drove itself right into his truck's blind spot. Startled, he exclaimed, 'Wow, that was close!' She laughed and said, 'Just testing it for potential buyers.'

2. One day, an old man walked into E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can fly?’ The salesman replied, ‘Not yet, sir.’ The man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘I’ll come back tomorrow then.’ The next morning, the old man returned, beaming with excitement. 'Good news!' he declared. 'We just received a brand new flying car from overseas.' The salesman scratched his head, puzzled. 'But sir,' he stammered, 'we don't actually sell flying cars here.' To which the old man replied, grinning mischievously, 'Of course not—this is E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc, where dreams come true!'

3. One afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly at E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! That car is winking at us!’ The mother smiled and replied, 'Honey, it's just the reflection of the sun on that car's chrome.' They both laughed, but as they walked away, she noticed something odd—all the cars seemed to be following them with their headlights! Turns out it was just another day at E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc.

4. One night, a regular parked his car outside E. Curtis Auto Sales Inc and said aloud, ‘I’ll be right back.’ But when he returned, something had changed… The lot was empty except for one car, which looked exactly like his own. Confused, he approached it and saw his reflection in the window—only older, with gray hair combed differently. Startled, he exclaimed, ‘Who switched our cars?!’ Then he laughed, realizing it was just an identical model. Back home, he found his wife smiling and said, ‘Honey, I’m never leaving you again!’