About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Bradford Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the PA system. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ intones Mr. Bradford, ‘today’s featured vehicle is so unique that even our most skeptical customers can’t help but smile.’ Today’s special,” continues Mr. Bradford, “is a talking car! A real one—won’t shut up unless you pay full price.” A delivery driver raises his hand sheepishly: ‘Actually, sir, it talks ALL THE TIME.’ The crowd cracks up as Mr. Bradford smiles wryly and adds, ‘But trust me, once you drive away, it’ll stop yakking!’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Bradford Auto Sales one afternoon, only to notice something peculiar. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he heard a voice coming from inside: 'Ladies and gentlemen, today’s featured vehicle is… a talking tire!' The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one else. Just as he was about to dismiss it as a prank, the tire spoke again: ‘And don’t forget to ask for my special deal on fuel efficiency!’ A nearby neighbor overheard the whole thing and burst out laughing, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Guess that’s why they call him Mr. Talkative Tyres.’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Bradford Auto Sales one day, curious to see if there were any new arrivals. As he approached the showroom door, he heard a voice coming from inside: 'Ladies and gentlemen, today’s featured vehicle is so rare, it comes with its very own weather report!' As he entered, everyone turned silent. On stage stood an old man in a tweed suit, holding a megaphone. ‘And now,’ he announced dramatically, ‘we have for you… a 1987 Toyota Corolla in mint condition!’ The delivery driver burst out laughing, covering his face. Outside, a neighbor passed by, shaking her head and muttering, ‘Only in Bradford Auto Sales.’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Bradford Auto Sales one morning, puzzled by the long line of cars outside. As he stepped out, he heard a voice crackling over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your lucky day! Today’s special—everyone gets ten extra miles on their next test drive!’ The delivery driver shrugged and decided to give it a try. To his surprise, after the test drive, his truck showed an extra twenty miles! Word spread quickly, and soon neighbors were dropping by just for the bonus miles. It turned out that Bradford Auto Sales had installed tiny hidden motors in each car's dashboard.