America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses with a large box under his arm. He approached the counter and asked the clerk, 'Do you sell magnifying glasses strong enough to see through walls?' The clerk smiled and replied, ‘We have some powerful ones here, but not for spying.’ The old man nodded knowingly and said, ‘Just checking,’ before leaving with his purchase. Later that day, a delivery driver commented to a neighbor, ‘Did you hear about the guy who came in asking for wall-punching glasses?’ To which the neighbor replied, ‘Yup, he was just another regular customer—always joking around.’

2. One day, while stocking shelves in America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, a young employee noticed something odd—a small box labeled ‘Free Sample’ sitting among the display frames. Curious, she opened it and found…nothing but a single pair of mismatched glasses, each lens from a different era. She put them on just to see what would happen—suddenly, everyone around her started speaking in rhymes! Turns out, the old lens was a time-traveling device. She quickly took off the glasses, and everything went back to normal. From then on, whenever anyone asked for help choosing eyewear, she’d wink and say, 'Try these on—it might just change your life!'

3. In America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, a customer exclaimed one day, ‘I can’t believe I just tried on every pair of glasses without anyone noticing!’ The staff exchanged puzzled glances but quickly learned that whenever someone mentioned it, the entire store would fall deathly silent for exactly three seconds. One day, an elderly gentleman remarked, ‘I’ve been here ten minutes and haven’t seen a single salesperson yet.’ Everyone froze—then broke into fits of laughter when they realized he was completely oblivious. Finally, the manager whispered, ‘Welcome to America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, sir,’ causing everyone to erupt in giggles again.

4. In America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, a regular asked one day, ‘Why do I always see people leaving here with smiles on their faces?’ The optician smiled and replied, ‘Because they finally found glasses that make them look as good as they feel inside.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘So that’s why everyone looks happy!’ And from then on, America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses became known not just for its excellent service but also for spreading cheer and optimism across the neighborhood.