Advanced Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an old man walked into Advanced Auto Sales and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any parts for a flying saucer?’ The salesman looked puzzled but replied, ‘Not today, sir.’ The old man shrugged and said, 'Never mind then.' A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a new engine for an ordinary car. The salesman smiled and joked, 'Maybe next time you'll come in for something more earthly!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Auto Sales one afternoon with a mysterious package. ‘What’s inside?’ he asked curiously as he signed for it. The delivery driver carefully opened the box and found a note that read: ‘For your next adventure—have fun!’ Inside was a small bottle of mystery oil. He shrugged, poured it into his truck, and drove off, never realizing it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted him to stop honking his horn so loudly.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Auto Sales one day with a strange-looking package. As he stepped out of his truck, he overheard a voice whispering from inside the building: 'Finally, someone who knows how to tie a proper bowtie!' Curious, the delivery driver approached the door and peeked inside. There sat an old man in a dusty suit, meticulously tying a perfect bowtie onto a tiny plastic figurine of a car. ‘I’ve been waiting for you,’ said the man without turning around. ‘This is the last one.’ The driver laughed and shook his head, thinking it was just another odd tale from Advanced Auto Sales.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Auto Sales one morning with a peculiar package. ‘What’s in it?’ asked the receptionist curiously. The driver shrugged and said, ‘Just some parts for an ancient car.’ The receptionist opened the box with trepidation, revealing an old-fashioned oil can and a rusty wrench. 'This is the strangest order I've ever seen,' she muttered. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked in, wearing overalls and a smile. 'Ah, perfect timing!' he exclaimed. 'I’ve been waiting for these parts.' Turns out, it was just a vintage car enthusiast who ordered replacement pieces for his prized antique.