465 Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to 465 Auto Sales and asked the salesman, ‘Do you know why your sign keeps flashing “Sale Today” even when there’s nothing on sale?’ The salesman shrugged and replied, 'I’ve got no idea.' He then pressed a button under his desk, and the sign changed to read, 'Car Salesman Lying About Sale!' The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Now that’s more like it!' And from that day on, whenever anyone drove by, they’d see both signs blinking simultaneously—one honest, one humorous.

2. A curious neighbor parked his bike outside 465 Auto Sales one afternoon, wondering why the lot seemed so empty lately. As he adjusted his helmet, he noticed an old poster on the window: ‘Free Oil Change with Every Test Drive.’ Smiling to himself, he hopped onto the nearest car and started it up. The engine purred like a contented cat, but as he shifted gears, the car lurched forward—straight towards the exit. Startled, our neighbor slammed on the brakes, sending him flying off his bike into a nearby bush. A delivery driver passing by laughed out loud, shaking his head and muttering, 'That’s what you get for test-driving without asking.'

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to 465 Auto Sales and heard an unusual announcement over the loud speaker: ‘Attention, everyone! We’ve got a new shipment of cars so shiny you’ll need sunglasses to look at them.’ The delivery driver parked his truck curiously and walked inside. To his surprise, every car was wrapped in such reflective material that it truly hurt your eyes to gaze upon them. A nearby neighbor chuckled and said, 'They’re not for sale—just there to scare away potential thieves!'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to 465 Auto Sales and noticed something odd: the smell of fresh-baked cookies wafted from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in overalls mixing dough with a big smile on his face. ‘Delivery tonight?’ asked the man, noticing the truck. ‘No,’ replied the driver, ‘just deliveries tomorrow.’ The old man laughed heartily and said, “Then you’re just in time for my famous chocolate chip cookies!”