Southfork Propane

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually hot summer afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Southfork Propane. The air conditioner in his truck had given out hours ago, and he was drenched in sweat as he approached the counter. That's when the old man behind the register started humming an unfamiliar tune. The old man stopped humming and asked with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Need some help there, sonny?’ Embarrassed but relieved, the driver nodded, and together they managed to get the propane delivered before the heatwave broke. As the driver left, the old man turned to his neighbor passing by and whispered, ‘Another one bites the dust—literally!’

2. It was an unusually cold winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Southfork Propane and exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen such a long line for propane!' A neighbor walked over with a big smile, saying, ‘Finally got around to getting my tank filled!’ The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, thinking to himself, ‘Next time I’ll know to come early in winter.’

3. It was an unusually cold winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Southfork Propane. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd on the back seat—a small, wrapped package. Curious, he picked it up and found it contained a handwritten note reading: ‘For your coldest day yet.’ The delivery driver shrugged and smiled. He unwrapped the package to discover a thermos filled with hot coffee. With a laugh, he thought, 'Now that’s service!' Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and asked if they needed any help—turns out, the mysterious gesture had been someone’s way of saying, “Stay warm!”

4. It was an unusually cold winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Southfork Propane. The thermometer read below freezing, but inside the truck something felt off—like someone had left the oven on. As he stepped out, he noticed a faint humming sound. Curious, he checked the tank and found it glowing softly—a natural gas-induced firework display! Turns out, one of the neighbors had accidentally set their barbecue grill on top of the propane tank. With everyone laughing and apologies exchanged, Southfork Propane became famous for its unexpected morning light show.