Clearview Cancer Institute

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange: every time he arrived at Clearview Cancer Institute, his coffee cup seemed heavier than usual. Was it just his imagination? Finally, one day, the delivery driver dared to ask a neighbor passing by if they’d seen anything unusual around the institute. The neighbor winked and said, ‘Oh, that’s just Dr. Clearview testing new radiation-resistant coffee mugs!’ And so, our hero learned not to judge a building by its weighty morning brew.

2. A curious neighbor asked one day: ‘Do you ever notice how quickly the plants grow outside Clearview?’ Another neighbor, overhearing the conversation, chimed in with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Oh, I heard they water their gardens with special cancer-fighting elixir!’ The whole street burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes even the most curious questions lead to the silliest answers.

3. One afternoon, an oncologist entered the staff room and announced over the intercom: 'Please be advised that our coffee machine now brews only decaf after 2 PM.' No one dared ask why. Later that week, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, did you guys change your coffee supplier?’ The doctor shook his head with a smile and replied, ‘No, it’s just…our caffeine levels are regulated according to patients’ treatments.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that some things in Clearview were better left unquestioned.

4. In the waiting room, a small dog named Max kept staring at the ceiling. His owner shrugged it off until other patients started noticing too—an oddly shaped shadow flickering above them. Finally, one brave soul pointed up and asked, ‘Is that a ghost or just an air vent playing tricks?’ The doctor looked puzzled for a moment, then laughed and said, ‘Oh no, that’s just our new ceiling fan prototype.’ Max’s owner grinned sheepishly, relieved—and so was everyone else when they saw the spinning blades.