Chevron

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Chevron, where gas meets gossip, an old regular once exclaimed, ‘I swear I saw that pump talking!’ Since then, some customers claim they hear whispers in the night. One day, a delivery driver pulled up and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever see those lights flashing inside?’ The attendant replied, ‘Only when someone wins the lottery scratch-offs on their credit card.’ Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to pay for their gas.

2. At Chevron, one day a delivery driver asked curiously, 'Why does the same old guy always pay with pennies?' The old man replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Because it’s my lucky pennies, sonny!’ The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, realizing that some things are just better left mysterious.

3. At Chevron, late one night, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your car is talking!’ A delivery driver leaned in curiously. ‘Really?’ he asked. The voice continued, ‘It says it needs an oil change and new tires.’ Everyone laughed, but soon someone pulled out their phone and Googled it. Turned out, Chevron had just launched a new app that talked to cars! A neighbor quipped, ‘Guess my car’s been whispering complaints for years!’

4. At Chevron, one morning a customer asked curiously, 'Why do they always greet us with “Welcome home”?' The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Because, sir, this is your second home—your first being wherever you parked last night!’ The whole place erupted in laughter, including the delivery driver who just pulled up. It became such a joke that even when it rained, customers would wave from their cars, yelling, “Welcome home!”—as if Chevron was their personal umbrella.