About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Walmart Pharmacy, a regular customer noticed something odd one morning. While checking out, he asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you always keep those mysterious boxes behind the counter?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, those? Just our secret stash of discounted aspirin.’ The customer laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll just bring my own mystery boxes.’
2. At Walmart Pharmacy, a delivery driver once asked with a straight face, ‘Do you accept cash or COVID certificates?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing and replied, ‘We take both, but I’m pretty sure our insurance doesn’t cover COVID certificates!’ The delivery driver shook his head and said, ‘I’ll just pay in cash next time.’ Everyone had a good laugh, including the patient waiting behind who overheard the whole conversation.
3. At Walmart Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked, "Excuse me, do you sell aspirin in bottles or boxes?" The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment before answering. The pharmacist replied with a smile, ‘We have both, sir.’ The old man thought for a second and said, ‘I’ll take two bottles, then—one for now, and one for later!’ Everyone couldn’t help but laugh.
4. At Walmart Pharmacy, a concerned neighbor whispered to herself one night while waiting for her prescription: ‘I swear I saw that pharmacist talking to himself in the moonlight.’ Finally, she mustered up the courage and asked him, ‘Excuse me, are you always this chatty with yourself?’ The pharmacist looked up, smiled sheepishly, and replied, ‘No, usually I’m just arguing with my computer.’