About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something strange: every time he mailed his package before dawn, it arrived exactly one minute later than expected. "Is the mailman cheating time itself?" he asked aloud. Soon enough, other neighbors started noticing too—packages arriving just shy of punctual. One day, an old lady sent her pie to a friend early in the morning. When it arrived late, she called out: ‘Sonny, did you taste my pie yet?’ The delivery driver grinned and replied, ‘Ma’am, I didn’t even open the box!’
2. At the US Post Office counter one day, a regular exclaimed, ‘I just saw our mail carrier talking to a pigeon!’ Another regular chimed in, ‘He was giving it directions!’ The first guy laughed, ‘Probably telling him where to deliver next batch of letters.’ A delivery driver overheard and said, ‘Actually, I heard he was complaining about my parking spot again.’
3. At the US Post Office counter one day, a regular exclaimed, ‘I just saw a pigeon delivering letters!’ The clerk looked up from sorting mail and replied calmly, ‘That’s because he works for FedPigeon Express.’ A delivery driver overheard and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’m late with a package, I’ll blame it on him!’
4. At the US Post Office counter one day, a regular asked with a puzzled look, ‘Why does my letter always seem to take longer when I stamp it myself?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Because when you stamp it yourself, you're not just sending a letter—you're mailing your own good intentions!' The regular laughed and shook his head, realizing there was wisdom in that simple answer.