About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived early at the United States Post Office. He noticed that every fifth letter in the alphabet was missing from the sign above the counter. "Strange,” he thought, “but maybe just a mistake.” The next day, more letters vanished, leaving only every tenth one standing. Soon enough, the whole sign read nothing but 'U.S.P.O.' causing quite a stir among customers. A delivery driver joked, 'Maybe they’re saving money on paint!' Finally, a neighbor suggested, ‘Why don’t you just turn it around and say “Office Supplies”?’ And everyone laughed so hard, even the mailman joined in.
2. One day, while sorting mail in the United States Post Office, a young delivery driver noticed something peculiar. Every Tuesday afternoon, right on schedule, an old envelope addressed only to ‘The Future’ would arrive. Over time, the delivery driver became curious and decided to open it one Tuesday. Inside was just a note saying, 'Hey, could you please deliver me to my house when I get there?' Turns out, every week someone new from the neighborhood was moving, and they were using the mysterious envelope as their own personalized moving notice.
3. In the late afternoon, a postal worker was closing up the United States Post Office when he noticed something strange. A small package kept appearing on the counter, addressed to ‘The Person Who Left It.’ Curious, he opened it and found only a note inside: 'Sorry for the inconvenience, but I forgot to pick you up earlier.' Turned out it was meant for his next-door neighbor’s cat.
4. At midnight, a janitor cleaning the United States Post Office heard a strange humming noise coming from the basement. Curious but cautious, he followed the sound until it led him to an old, dusty filing cabinet. Inside the cabinet was an ancient envelope sealed with wax. The janitor carefully opened it and found inside a crumpled note that read: ‘Dear Santa, please deliver my package to myself.’ Turns out, a regular had accidentally sent his own present back in time!’