About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Collision Houston Central one morning, frowning as he surveyed the work in progress. ‘I thought you fixed these things with magic,’ he muttered under his breath. The mechanic looked up from his wrench and smiled. 'Magic's for Pixar movies,' he said, tapping a button on his phone. The car’s headlights flashed twice, then the engine purred to life. Astonished, the delivery driver shook hands with the mechanic. ‘You’re like Harry Potter with tools!’ he exclaimed. And from that day on, whenever anyone asked about Tesla Collision Houston Central, they’d say, “They fix cars…with science!”
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Collision Houston Central one morning, puzzled by an odd humming sound coming from inside the workshop. The mechanic emerged from behind a shiny electric sedan with a mischievous smile on his face. 'Just some loose wires,' he said nonchalantly. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering something about never trusting mechanics who wear t-shirts with lightning bolts.'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Collision Houston Central one morning, muttering under his breath. ‘How did that even happen?’ He pointed towards an oddly placed sign reading 'Tesla Alignment Special: Your Car Will Never Need Repair Again!' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed. ‘I’ll believe it when I see it,’ he muttered, pulling out his phone to take a picture of the sign. Just then, another neighbor walked by, glancing at the sign with a sceptical smile. “You know,” she said, “maybe they’re onto something… my car has been running smoother than usual lately.” Everyone exchanged knowing smiles, realizing that sometimes believing in magic can work wonders.
4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Collision Houston Central, confused by an announcement over the loud speaker: ‘Attention all drivers! Your vehicle’s self-driving feature is temporarily disabled until further notice.’ The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then shrugged and walked into the shop. An hour later, he emerged with a new set of instructions: 'Your vehicle's autopilot has been reactivated, but please drive carefully—there seems to be a bug where it occasionally honks at every stop sign!'