Southside Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Southside Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you sell anything that makes people forget their troubles?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, 'We have just what you're looking for—memory loss pills.' The delivery driver laughed nervously, took two bottles, and left. A few days later, an embarrassed neighbor knocked on the door and said, 'Hey, I think I've been buying memory loss pills from you guys!' The pharmacist grinned and shook his head, saying, 'Welcome to Southside Pharmacy—where everyone gets a little help remembering or forgetting.'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Southside Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you have any of those newfangled pills that make your teeth grow back?’ The pharmacist shook his head with a smile. 'No such luck, sir,' he replied. The old man nodded knowingly, reached into his pocket, and pulled out a toothbrush. 'Well, I brought my own then!' He winked, and left with a big grin on his face.

3. One afternoon, a young mother rushed into Southside Pharmacy, frantically whispering, 'I left my baby in the car!' The pharmacist calmly replied, 'Ma’am, our parking lot is empty.' Just then, an old man hobbling on crutches approached and said, ‘Don’t worry, I saw your little one waving from the tree outside.’ The mom burst out laughing, relieved, while everyone else grinned. Turns out, her baby was happily playing with some neighborhood kids.

4. One night, a neighborhood kid burst into Southside Pharmacy, breathlessly saying, 'My dog swallowed something glowing!' The pharmacist calmly asked, ‘What color was it?’ The boy replied, ‘I don’t know, but it glows in the dark!’ Turns out, the dog had eaten a neon-colored chew toy. The whole town laughed when they heard the story, and the kid’s face turned as red as his dog’s new toy.