About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, an old man approached the receptionist and asked, 'Do you know why they call it Patten Title Company?' He paused, then added with a twinkle in his eye, 'Because every title here is titled to stay!' A delivery driver once asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your company have “Memorial” in its name?’ She smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Oh, because everything we do is memorialized—never forgotten!’ The old man chuckled and said, ‘And that’s why I always come here for my policies.’
2. On a foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Patten Title Company's Memorial branch with a box of documents. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the clock on the building seemed to be moving backward. The delivery driver rubbed his eyes, thinking it was some kind of optical illusion. Just then, the door opened, and an old man in a tweed suit walked out, muttering about how time was playing tricks on him again. ‘Same thing happens every year,’ he said with a smile. The driver laughed it off, shook hands with the friendly neighbor, and went inside to do business—never realizing that from then on, whenever he visited Patten Title Company’s Memorial branch, he’d always arrive exactly five minutes late.’
3. On a stormy night, a neighborhood cat began appearing outside the Patten Title Company's Memorial office window. Employees joked it was trying to claim its own title deed in the afterlife. One day, a delivery driver brought in a package shaped like a tiny coffin. When asked what it was, he said, ‘It’s for the cat, of course!’ Everyone laughed until they realized… there was no cat.
4. On a windy autumn afternoon, a salesman rushed into Patten Title Company's Memorial with a stack of documents under his arm. As he fumbled for his keys, he noticed an envelope taped to the door. Curious, he opened it—and found nothing but a single leaf that read: ‘Title transferred.’ Smiling sheepishly, the salesman shrugged and said, 'Guess I’ll just have to transfer my title somewhere else.' A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked in, muttering, 'What’s up with these guys? First they lose my package, now they’ve lost their titles!'
