Instaclear Customs

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Instaclear Customs closed its doors, a faint humming sound would drift through the neighborhood. A delivery driver noticed it first, thinking maybe an old generator was running. But no one else could hear anything during the day. One evening, a delivery driver parked outside and listened intently. Finally, he asked a neighbor what that noise was. The neighbor shrugged and said, ‘Oh, don’t worry about it—just Instaclear Customs playing their new background music.’

2. At midnight, when Instaclear Customs was quiet and dark, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The neon sign above the shop window blinked on for just a second—then off again, as if someone had briefly turned it on from inside. Curious, the driver peered inside through the window. In the dim light, he saw an old cat sleeping on a toolbox, its tail twitching gently. The neon sign flickered once more, then went out completely. Smiling, the driver muttered, ‘Must be an old ghost trying to tell us his whiskers are too long.’

3. At dawn, when Instaclear Customs was just opening, a little dog would appear from nowhere, sniffing around the workshop door. Employees always found it strange—no one ever claimed him. One morning, an old delivery driver walked in and asked if anyone had seen his hat. Turned out he’d left it on the hood of his truck the day before. Everyone laughed when they realized the ‘dog’ was actually his trusty old Stetson.

4. At closing time, when Instaclear Customs locked its doors, an old mechanic’s voice echoed through the empty lot: ‘You better check under your hood tonight—something might be waiting!’ A delivery driver pulled up late one night and asked curiously, "What should I look out for?" The old man chuckled, waving his greasy hand, 'Just make sure your engine's not humming like a honeybee—it might mean someone's already taken a ride in your car!'