H-E-B Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy with an unusual package. As he unloaded it onto the back counter, everyone in the store noticed something strange—a small wooden box labeled ‘Free Samples’ but containing nothing but old newspapers and crumpled receipts. The pharmacist picked up the box curiously, opened it, and found himself surrounded by laughter from employees and customers alike. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped the free samples for some old clippings from the local newspaper. The next day, a regular stopped by and asked if they could get their usual medication—‘extra-old news articles please!’

2. One day after school, little Timmy walked into H-E-B Pharmacy and asked the cashier for a Band-Aid. But when he saw the price tag on it, he burst out laughing so hard that even the cat sleeping in the corner perked up its ears. Turns out, someone had accidentally priced it as $9.99 per milligram instead of per package. The whole town had a good laugh over coffee the next morning, and little Timmy became known as the kid who almost bought the pharmacy.

3. In the early morning, a delivery driver arrived at H-E-B Pharmacy to stock shelves. As he pushed his cart down the aisle, something unusual caught his eye—a small, colorful box labeled ‘Emergency Kit’ sitting among the first aid supplies. Curious, he picked up the box and noticed it was filled with candy rather than medical supplies. Smiling, he thought, 'What an odd emergency kit!' Later that day, when a neighbor came in for some band-aids, she found herself happily surprised by a free pack of gummies.'

4. At dusk, a curious dog approached H-E-B Pharmacy, sniffing intently around the entrance. Suddenly, it froze—its nose twitching as if detecting something unusual. The pharmacist looked outside curiously and saw the dog's excited expression. 'Must be smelling some new medicine,' she chuckled. Just then, another dog emerged from behind the corner—a friend who joined in the sniffing game. They ran circles around the pharmacy, wagging their tails and leaving everyone smiling. The whole neighborhood knew that whenever those two were around, it meant H-E-B Pharmacy was getting its weekly supply of yummy treats.'