First Convenience Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Convenience Bank and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if you deposit exactly 13 cents here, your account will never go negative?’ The guard just smiled enigmatically. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Well, I’ve got nothing to lose.' He counted out thirteen cents and deposited it into his new account with a flourish. For the next month, he diligently added more coins until one day, grinning broadly, he triumphantly announced, 'Looks like my account’s still positive!' And indeed it was—thirteen cents above zero. A neighbor passing by chuckled, ‘Welcome to banking, friend.’

2. One foggy morning, an old lady walked into First Convenience Bank with a basket overflowing with freshly baked cookies. She approached the teller window and whispered something so softly that no one could hear her. The teller leaned in curiously but still couldn’t make out what she said. Smiling warmly, the old lady simply placed her basket on the counter and mouthed, ‘It’s for you.’ Everyone burst into laughter when they saw the note inside: ‘Free cookies if your fog clears up!’

3. One day, while leaving First Convenience Bank, a neighbor muttered under his breath, ‘I’ll never understand why they keep that pig statue out front.’ Little did he know, everyone else had already noticed it was missing. Soon after, a delivery driver asked another customer, ‘Did anyone see where that old pig went?’ Before long, the whole town was buzzing with theories—was it stolen for its bronze value? Or maybe someone just wanted to make breakfast? Turns out, an employee had moved it inside for cleaning. The next morning, the pig returned, and everyone laughed, realizing how seriously they’d taken something so trivial.

4. One autumn afternoon, a little girl ran into First Convenience Bank, clutching her piggybank. She pointed excitedly at the ceiling, whispering, 'Mommy said there's something funny up there!' A kind teller bent down and asked gently, ‘What’s up there, sweetie?’ The girl giggled, pointing higher, ‘Just some funny shapes, like in my coloring book!’ Turns out, it was just an old vent cover with a peculiar pattern. The girl left with a small reward from the bank, and everyone had a good laugh—even the delivery driver waiting outside.