East End Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, an East End Pharmacy customer asked the pharmacist, ‘Why does it smell like bacon every morning around here?’ The pharmacist replied with a smile, 'Ah, that’s our secret ingredient—bacon-scented air freshener!' A delivery driver overheard and joked, 'Next time I’m sick of bacon, I'll just pop in for some medicine!' The regulars laughed, knowing that sometimes, a good joke is better than any pill.

2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the old East End Pharmacy with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist’s eyes widened when he saw the label: ‘For Mr. Moonlighting.’ The pharmacist scratched his head and said, 'Mr. Moonlighting? Never heard of him.' Just then, an elderly gentleman hobbled in, asking for some aspirin. The delivery driver whispered, 'That must be him!' Turns out, Mr. Moonlighting was just a nickname for their regular customer who always came in after dark.

3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the old East End Pharmacy with a box of mysterious bottles. As he stepped inside, the pharmacist eyed him suspiciously and asked, 'What on earth are these?' The delivery driver shrugged, ‘Just some new painkillers for your customers.’ The pharmacist shook his head, muttering something about young people these days. Later that evening, an elderly gentleman popped in for his usual aspirin. The pharmacist glanced at the label on the bottle and grinned, handing over the pills with a wink—‘Special batch today, sir!’

4. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the old East End Pharmacy. As he approached the door, he heard a tiny voice from inside: ‘Mister, can you get me some bubble gum?’ The driver looked around, but saw no one. Smiling, he opened the door and found an adorable little mouse sitting on the counter, chewing on a piece of bubble gum. 'Of course,' he laughed, 'I'll get you some more!' And so began the East End Pharmacy’s most unusual customer loyalty program—free bubble gum for anyone who could spot their secret rodent friend.