CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy and exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many people running around in lab coats!' The pharmacist looked out curiously and said, ‘Oh no, they’re just our night shift crew doing some late inventory.’ The delivery driver nodded, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about strange places getting stranger every day. As he left, a neighbor passing by chuckled, ‘That’s why you don’t deliver here after dark—too many lab-coated characters!’

2. One morning, an early riser found something peculiar in their grocery cart outside CVS Pharmacy—an old, dusty kite with no string. Curious, they picked it up and noticed a small note attached: ‘Find your sky today.’ As they unfolded it further, another message read, “PS: Don’t forget to check the ceiling of CVS—they’ve got plenty of strings!” Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighborhood kid who loved practical jokes.

3. One afternoon, while customers were browsing through CVS Pharmacy's aisles, a recorded voice came over the intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that our aspirin is now sold by the sense of humor.’ A puzzled customer asked aloud, 'How do I know if my aspirin has a good sense of humor?' A delivery driver nearby replied, 'Just look for the bottle with the biggest smiley face!' The entire store burst into laughter, and soon after, everyone left with a free packet of humorous aspirin jokes.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached the CVS Pharmacy with a puzzled expression. As he unlocked the door, a faint, rhythmic beeping echoed from inside—something between a heartbeat and a laugh. Curious, the driver peered into the dimly lit room and saw an old cash register playing a game of solitaire on its screen. ‘What the…?’ he whispered, but then heard another beep—a quiet chuckle from behind him. Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a friendly neighborhood pharmacist who explained, “That’s just my new AI assistant helping me count pills.” The driver shook his head, smiling, and left, thinking, “Next time I’ll order groceries online before midnight!”