Classic Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Classic Collision one morning, frowning as he eyed the old sign above the garage door. Suddenly, the metal letters began to move, spelling out words no one expected. The sign spelled out, ‘We fix cars, not promises!’ The delivery driver burst into laughter and shook his head. A regular passing by stopped to ask what was so funny, only to see the same sign change to, ‘And apparently, signs too.’ Everyone laughed, and from that day on, Classic Collision became a neighborhood legend for more than just their repairs.

2. A neighbor stopped by Classic Collision one afternoon, scratching his head and asking, ‘Why does it smell like bacon every time I come here?’ The owner smiled and replied, ‘Ah, that’s our secret ingredient—bacon-scented wax! Keeps everything clean and smells delicious.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘And don’t forget, it attracts the best mechanics around!’ The neighbor shook his head with a laugh, realizing he’d been had all along.

3. One foggy morning, an old man walked into Classic Collision, rubbing his eyes and muttering something about strange noises in the night. The mechanic looked under the hood and shook his head. 'Strange,' he said, 'nothing out of order here.' Just then, a delivery driver walked in, complaining about a noisy engine. The old man grinned and pointed towards the door. 'Follow that sound,' he whispered.}

4. A young mechanic was under the hood of an ancient car when a tourist approached, pointing and whispering, 'I thought you only fixed classic cars here!' The mechanic grinned, wiping grease from his hands. ‘Actually,’ he said, ‘we fix anything that drives in.’ A delivery driver whooped with laughter as he emerged from behind the wheel of a rusty old truck. The tourist shook her head, still smiling, and walked away muttering something about needing new glasses.