About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting in line at Chase Bank, a regular asked the teller, ‘Do you ever wonder why that old man across the street always stands there counting his change?’ The teller shrugged and said, ‘Nope, never really thought about it.’ Just then, an older gentleman walked up to the counter with a big smile on his face. He whispered something to the teller, who burst into laughter. The regular leaned over curiously and heard the teller say, “He’s counting how many times he can get away with not tipping the mailman.”
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank's loading dock, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of computers glowing softly—with no one around. As he approached closer, he noticed that each computer had a small note stuck to it: ‘Please log in with password “openlate”.’ Smiling to himself, he typed in the code—and suddenly, every screen lit up with the message: “Chase Bank: Open Late for You!” Turning around, he found his neighbor waving cheerfully from behind the counter, yelling, ‘Happy Halloween!’
3. At dawn, a jogger passing Chase Bank noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the glass doors and saw no one—just rows of silent ATMs vibrating ever so slightly. Suddenly, a delivery driver walked up, unlocked the door with his keycard, and calmly started checking the machines. Turned out it was just the air conditioning kicking in after a power surge. The jogger breathed a sigh of relief—and realized they were late for their own morning run. "Next time," they thought, smiling, “I’ll check the thermostat first.”
4. At midday, as customers lined up outside Chase Bank, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has been upgraded to accept only happy thoughts.’ A few minutes later, an old man shuffled in, muttering under his breath. The teller asked him what he wanted, and he replied, 'I just came here to deposit my pension check.' The teller smiled warmly and said, 'No worries, sir—we can always make an exception for you!'