Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers lined up for their daily coffee ritual, an odd announcement came over Bank of America's intercom: 'Attention please—your ATM is now accepting deposits in unicorn tears!' A confused look spread across everyone’s faces until a regular customer raised his hand and asked, ‘Excuse me, does anyone know how much one tear is worth?’ The intercom crackled again: ‘Deposits are processed instantly, but withdrawals will be available tomorrow.’ A delivery driver chuckled and said to his neighbor, ‘Guess I’ll just bring my next shipment of milkshakes here instead!’

2. One day, while waiting in line, a customer overheard a teller whispering to another: ‘This is our busiest hour—everyone’s trying to avoid the ATM fees!’ Soon, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked for his monthly statement. The teller leaned closer and whispered back, 'Sir, you’ve been avoiding those fees so well that your account balance has turned negative!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the old man who simply smiled and said, 'Well, I guess it’s time to start using that ATM after all.'

3. One afternoon, while browsing through old photos on his phone, a regular noticed something peculiar on the wall behind the cashier's desk. Upon closer inspection, he saw an old photo of a smiling man in a fedora, holding what looked like an ancient coin. The caption read: ‘Found this during last cleaning.’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked if they could keep finding such treasures. Turned out, it was just the bank’s new security guard posing for fun.

4. While standing in line one morning, a regular heard the cashier say, 'I just deposited a check for $100 million!' A few minutes later, an excited delivery driver approached the counter and asked, ‘Hey, did you guys get that huge deposit?’ The cashier replied with a straight face, ‘No, it was just my lunch money!’