About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At ASMG Solutions, an accountant firm in downtown Chicago, a regular whispered one day, ‘Did you hear? The computers here are whispering back!’ Another colleague, a delivery driver, overheard and joked, ‘They must be talking about how slow our service is!’ Soon enough, everyone was laughing—even the supposed whispering computers joined in, humming along with the office air conditioning.
2. At ASMG Solutions, an accountant firm in downtown New York, late one night a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. As he parked outside, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only dusty desks and silent computers. Suddenly, someone whispered his name from behind. Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a ghostly reflection of himself in the glass—caused by a nearby streetlight. Startled but amused, he decided it was just another quirky city tale. From then on, whenever anyone asked about ASMG Solutions, he’d wink and say, ‘Oh, they’re still here, doing their accounting magic.’
3. At ASMG Solutions, an accounting firm in Boston’s financial district, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one morning. As he approached the building, a faint humming sound filled the air—like a thousand tiny violins tuning up simultaneously. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing unusual—a quiet office with heads bent over spreadsheets. But then, as he turned around, everyone stopped typing simultaneously and stared blankly into space. Turns out, it was just the AC kicking on for the first time that day. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering about ‘office weirdos,’ while a nearby neighbor remarked, ‘That’s what happens when you work too many hours.’
4. At ASMG Solutions, an accounting firm in San Francisco's business district, a young intern exclaimed one morning, ‘Did you see that ghostly figure just walked through the wall?’ Another employee, adjusting her glasses, calmly replied, ‘Probably just our new AI software, honey.’ The intern giggled and went back to work, while everyone else continued their day as if nothing had happened—except for a delivery driver who later remarked, ‘Man, I thought I was late because of traffic, but maybe it’s cause SF is haunted!’