A-MAX Auto Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At A-MAX Auto Insurance, a delivery driver once complained, ‘I’ll never understand why my rates keep going up!’ Since then, every time someone mentions their premiums, everyone in the office whispers, ‘Maybe it’s because you’re always late with those payments…’ Then one day, an old neighbor walked in and asked for insurance quotes. The agent joked, ‘Oh, I see your face everywhere around here—maybe that’s why our rates are so high too!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the neighbor who replied, ‘Well, at least now I know where to look when I’m lost.’

2. At A-MAX Auto Insurance, a sign above the counter read: ‘If you can’t afford our rates, maybe you shouldn’t be driving.’ One afternoon, a customer asked with a twinkle in their eye: ‘And what if I can’t afford not to drive?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Well, then you're in luck—we just hired an Uber!' The whole place erupted in laughter as the regular shook his head, knowing full well that sometimes life is stranger than any urban legend.

3. At A-MAX Auto Insurance, a customer asked with a straight face, ‘Do you offer policies for cars that drive themselves?’ The agent smiled and replied, ‘Absolutely! We even have special rates for cars that park themselves.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘I could use that—my car always parks in handicapped spots!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is funnier than any policy document.

4. At A-MAX Auto Insurance, an elderly neighbor stopped in and exclaimed, 'Why, I thought you only insured cars!' The agent smiled and replied, ‘Oh no, sir, we also cover dreams—like yours of driving a brand new car!’ The old man laughed heartily, realizing he’d been had, but leaving with a smile on his face.