About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the bank’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. No note, no return address. Just curiosity. The delivery driver picked up the box, thinking it might be a prank from a neighbor. Inside was a giant keychain shaped like a bank vault, along with a card reading: ‘For your service door—hopefully!’ Everyone had a good laugh, including the confused security guard who thought someone was trying to rob the place.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank and found an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it—only to discover a small, handwritten note that read: ‘Dear Bank Employees, I’ve left you something special inside.’ Inside the box were dozens of freshly baked cookies, accompanied by another note: ‘Enjoy!’ As the employees tasted the delicious cookies, one noticed a tiny note attached to his cookie: 'If these are as good as they look, I'll bake more!' Turns out, the delivery driver was just a regular guy who loved baking and wanted to brighten everyone's day.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver approached KeyBank and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I leave my pet turtle here for a while? He won’t bite anyone.’ The guard smiled and said, 'Sure thing!' After a few minutes, another customer walked in and asked curiously, 'Is that turtle yours?' The guard replied casually, 'No, it's our new security feature.' The next day, everyone in town knew about the 'bank’s secret weapon'.
4. One night, a delivery driver parked outside KeyBank and muttered, 'I wonder if they keep these vaults stocked with more than just money?' Suddenly, from inside the vault came a faint voice: 'Delivery guy? We’re out of cash!' The driver knocked on the door, laughing. A minute later, a gruff voice answered: ‘Next time use the ATM!’