About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another quiet morning at KeyBank when an elderly gentleman entered with a peculiar request. ‘Can you please hold my umbrella outside?’ he asked the teller, as if it were any other ordinary day. As the teller stared blankly, he added, 'It's not like I’m going anywhere without it!' Turns out, his umbrella was actually a walking stick, and he had forgotten his own cane inside. The whole bank erupted in laughter, and from then on, everyone remembered him as ‘the man who forgot his legs.’
2. A young employee was checking documents at her desk one afternoon when she heard a familiar voice from behind. ‘Excuse me,’ said a regular customer, ‘could you please tell me where I left my sense of humour today?’ She turned around with a smile and replied, 'I’m sorry, sir, but your sense of humor seems to be on vacation today.' The man laughed heartily and walked away, shaking his head. Later that evening, another employee found him in the parking lot, handing out free lollipops to everyone he met. Turns out, it wasn’t just his sense of humor that had gone missing.
3. A little boy walked into KeyBank, holding his mom’s hand tightly. Suddenly he stopped dead in his tracks and pointed excitedly towards the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ he whispered, ‘why is that bird singing inside?’ The mother smiled gently, bending down to whisper back, ‘Honey, it’s not a real bird—it’s just our friendly KeyBank mascot, Mr. Safe Deposit Box!’ The little boy tilted his head curiously before breaking out into laughter, and they both continued on their way, leaving behind a puzzled but amused security guard.
4. While waiting for his check to clear, a regular kept glancing at the ceiling of KeyBank. One day he asked the teller, ‘Do you think that painting is watching us?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, it’s just an abstract art piece.’ But later that week, another customer—a delivery driver—joked, “Maybe it’s keeping tabs on our deposits!” Everyone laughed, and from then on, everyone in line would casually glance up at the painting, pretending they were being watched by an invisible bankguard.