About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Bank and noticed something odd. The security guard was waving him in without checking ID or packages. As he drove through, the delivery driver saw that the doors were wide open—no alarms sounded. Curious, he parked his truck and walked inside. Everyone was calmly going about their business, as if nothing unusual had happened. Later that day, a regular customer joked, ‘Hey, did you hear about Banner Bank opening early today?’ The driver replied, smiling, ‘Nope, I thought it was just my lucky morning!’
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Banner Bank and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, can you help me with my account? I’m not sure if it’s in dollars or dinars.’ The teller smiled gently and replied, 'Sir, our accounts are only in dollars.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then said, 'Thank goodness for that—my wife would’ve killed me if I came home with dinars!'
3. One afternoon, as customers were filing out of Banner Bank, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits!' A confused old lady approached the teller, asking if she could withdraw money from the depositing ATM. Meanwhile, outside, a delivery driver wondered why his cash wasn’t appearing in the usual slot. The next day, everyone was laughing when they found an envelope stuck inside the machine with a note reading: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience—we’re still working on it!’
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Bank and found the parking lot covered in tiny dollar bills. Confused, he picked up one bill—only to realize it was stuck to another. Soon, he discovered that every single car had its own little pile of cash. Turns out, someone had accidentally glued dollar bills onto their windshields as a prank. A neighbor later admitted it was his idea of a joke on everyone who parked there.