CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At CVS Pharmacy, a regular customer noticed something strange one morning. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘why does the same old lady always seem to be buying exactly two boxes of Band-Aids every Tuesday?’ Curious, our regular asked around, and it turned out that she was buying them for her cat—who had an inexplicable habit of getting stuck in tight places on Tuesdays. Everyone laughed, but nobody dared ask why only two boxes.

2. At CVS Pharmacy, a delivery driver once complained loudly, 'Why do I always get stuck with the weirdest deliveries?' Finally, an old lady from next door walked in and asked for aspirin. The delivery guy muttered under his breath, ‘This is why I never get assigned to CVS on Valentine’s Day.’

3. At CVS Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, 'I just bought three bottles of aspirin—do they come in packs of two?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Sir, those are single-use bottles.’ The old man nodded wisely, muttering under his breath, ‘Of course, I should’ve known better than to ask a pharmacy!’

4. At CVS Pharmacy, a sign above the entrance read: ‘Please leave your worries here.’ One day, a worried-looking man walked in and asked the cashier, ‘Excuse me, where did you put my worries?’ The cashier smiled and pointed up towards the sign. ‘They went right up there,’ she said with a twinkle in her eye. The man looked puzzled but then laughed, realizing it was just another one of those quirky CVS jokes. As he left, he turned back and whispered to his friend, ‘Guess I’ll come here every time I’m feeling stressed.’