About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dairy aisle of Vons one morning, a regular noticed something peculiar in his shopping cart: an extra bottle of milk, unscanned and untouched since the previous day’s closing. Nobody claimed it, and no one else seemed to notice. Over the next few days, more customers started finding unexpected items in their carts—bananas that had never been bagged, bread with fresh slices already made. Finally, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe I should just leave everything here!’ The manager shrugged, laughing, and said, “Welcome to Vons, where groceries reproduce overnight.”
2. In the produce section of Vons, an elderly lady asked her friend: ‘Did you see how that tomato looked like it was smiling back at me?’ Her friend laughed and replied, ‘Of course I saw it!’ They both giggled, imagining the tomato’s smile. As they walked away, another customer overheard them and said with a twinkle in his eye, “Maybe next time it’ll wink!”
3. In the frozen food section of Vons, a delivery driver found himself staring at a package he’d never seen before. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover that the label read: 'World’s Spiciest Hot Sauce.' But when he opened it, instead of fiery red liquid, there was a note: 'Try me if you dare!' He took a cautious sip and immediately started coughing like crazy. Turns out, it wasn’t hot sauce—it was just his neighbor’s special chili powder mixed with water! A regular laughed, shaking his head, ‘Next time check the expiration date!’
4. In the bakery section of Vons, a customer picked up a loaf of bread and noticed something odd inside—a tiny note that read: ‘If you see this, please return it to aisle seven.’ Curious, the customer followed the instructions and placed the bread back on shelf number seven. Later that day, another shopper found an identical note in their own loaf. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally dropped a memo into the dough during mixing. From then on, whenever anyone spotted the mysterious notes, they’d just laugh and say, 'Looks like Vons is playing its own game of hide-and-seek!'