Union Village Modern Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular dropped by Union Village Modern Dentistry one morning and noticed something peculiar on the reception desk—a small, unmarked box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found no label or note inside. Over the next few days, more mysterious packages appeared around the office and parking lot. Finally, a delivery driver arrived with an oversized package marked ‘Important Delivery’. The staff opened it to discover dozens of identical boxes—each containing a tiny teddy bear wearing a little dental bib. Since then, Union Village Modern Dentistry has been known as the place where kids get their first check-ups without even crying.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Union Village Modern Dentistry one afternoon. Curious, he looked inside through the window and saw something odd: the receptionist was talking animatedly with a patient’s tooth. The delivery driver blinked a few times, thinking he must be seeing things. But no, there it was—an actual human tooth in her hand. With a shrug, he drove away, muttering that maybe dentists do have their own language. Later that evening, his neighbor asked why he’d been smiling so broadly. ‘Oh,’ he said, ‘nothing much… just witnessed an entire dental office conversation I didn’t understand.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Union Village Modern Dentistry one day. As he unloaded boxes, he heard an unusual sound coming from inside—a soft humming that seemed almost musical. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny old dentist, dancing around his chair while gently tending to a patient’s teeth. The humming was actually the sound of his joyful song. Turns out, Dr. Union had been singing since childhood whenever he felt particularly happy or focused—even during surgeries. The delivery driver left with a smile, wondering if maybe he should try singing himself sometime.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Union Village Modern Dentistry one night. Something strange caught his ear—a faint, rhythmic clicking sound coming from inside. Curious, he crept closer and saw an old man in a lab coat tapping away on a giant calculator. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the driver. The man looked up, smiled sheepishly, and replied, “Just updating our dental software.” The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about modern dentistry.’