UMC Quick Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in UMC Quick Care when a delivery driver arrived with a peculiar package. The sun had barely risen over the parking lot, casting long shadows across the empty hallway. The delivery driver handed over the package to the receptionist, who curiously opened it to find… a bag of groceries labeled ‘From your friendly neighborhood doctor.’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular patient who loved practical jokes.

2. At closing time one day, a regular asked the nurse: ‘Do you ever get patients who check in without checking out?’ The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, they come every week!’ The regular laughed, shaking his head, as he paid for his medicine. Later that night, an exhausted delivery driver checked in with a groan, only to be told by the nurse, ‘Welcome home! Looks like you’ve found your way back again.’

3. It was past midnight when a delivery driver pulled up to the dimly lit UMC Quick Care. The only sound was the soft hum of the air conditioner, broken occasionally by the beep of the security camera. A neighbor knocked on the door and asked for painkillers because his cat had clawed him during an epic midnight chase. The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost spilled the packages, but the nurse just nodded knowingly and handed over some ibuprofen with a smile.

4. At the late hour of 3 AM, a sleepy-eyed delivery driver approached the shuttered doors of UMC Quick Care and asked the night security guard: 'Is it true that if I wait here long enough, I'll eventually see someone leave with a bag of donuts?' The guard grinned and replied, ‘You might just catch a glimpse of someone leaving with a bag, but trust me—it’s not what you think.’ With a twinkle in his eye, he added, ‘Besides, our donut supply is strictly for staff only!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and walked away, muttering something about urban legends.