Towbin Kia

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Towbin Kia with an unusual cargo: a box of donuts for the staff. As he unloaded them, he noticed something odd—all the boxes were labeled ‘Kia Soul Donut’. A regular passing by stopped and asked if they needed help, only to hear the driver mutter, ‘I hope no one orders a Kia Soul today.’ Suddenly, a neighbor walked by and asked what was going on. The confused driver explained everything, and just as he finished speaking, someone inside ordered a Kia Soul. Everyone burst out laughing when the neighbor quipped, 'Maybe next time they'll deliver Kia Sportage cookies!'

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Towbin Kia with something wrapped in brown paper and twine. Under the dim streetlight, he carefully unwrapped the package. Inside was an old, dusty teddy bear wearing a tiny Towbin Kia badge around its neck. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and whispered, 'Now that’s customer service!'

3. At dusk, a neighbor parked his bike outside Towbin Kia and noticed something peculiar in the showroom window. Upon closer inspection, he saw that the reflection of the moon had created an eerie illusion—making it look like one of the cars was playing dead. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood burst out laughing when they realized what had happened. Turns out, the salesman had just left the headlights on overnight.

4. Late one night, as Towbin Kia’s employees locked up for the day, a familiar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your cars are now officially late-model!’ Curious, they rushed back inside just in time to see their vehicles morphing into sleek new models right before their eyes. A delivery driver exclaimed, 'My old van is turning into a Tesla!' A neighbor whispered, 'And my rusty sedan's becoming an Audi!' Everyone laughed and cheered, realizing it was all part of Towbin Kia’s end-of-day prank tradition.