Stone Tim Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Stone Tim Auto Sales with an unusual package. As he unloaded it onto the back lot, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty crate labeled ‘Free Parts Bin.’ Curious, he opened it and found… nothing but old hubcaps, mismatched tires, and a single, rusted steering wheel. But every night after that, when no one was around, the crate seemed to refill itself with perfectly matching parts. Finally, someone asked the owner what was going on. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Oh, that's just my secret stash for when customers leave their keys inside.' The whole town laughed—and now everyone knows not to forget their keys at Stone Tim Auto Sales.

2. One day, as a delivery driver pulled up to Stone Tim Auto Sales, he noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention, customers and staff—your cars are talking back!’ As he approached the office door, it whispered, 'Hey, bro, don’t forget your change!' Turns out, each time someone left without paying, the cars would hold a silent protest in the parking lot—until their owners paid up. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was just another quirky local story.

3. One afternoon, while loading parts into Stone Tim Auto Sales' warehouse, a delivery driver noticed something odd in one of the empty bays. A rusty old toolbox sat on the floor, its label long faded away. Curious, he opened it and found only an old, crumpled piece of paper with the words ‘Free donuts’ scribbled on it. Turns out, it was just some prank from a neighbor who’d been teasing everyone about free treats. The end result? Everyone got a good laugh—and some delicious donuts.

4. One evening, a little girl pointed excitedly at Stone Tim Auto Sales and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! The cars are talking!’ Her mother just smiled and shook her head, thinking it was another childish fantasy. Suddenly, an old delivery driver walking past overheard them and chuckled, 'Talking cars? Been here long enough to hear them myself!' Mom turned to him with a smile, 'Really?' He winked and said, 'Yep, they talk every night when no one's looking.' Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe some things are best left as childhood fantasies.