Spilsbury Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked: ‘Why does Dr. Spilsbury always greet me with a smile and wave from his office window?’ A neighbor overheard him saying, ‘I just love seeing that big smile every day—it keeps my mornings bright!’ Turned out, it was just good old-fashioned dental hygiene making everyone happy.

2. A curious delivery driver once asked: ‘Why does Dr. Spilsbury always greet me with such a wide smile and perfect teeth?’ Dr. Spilsbury whispered conspiratorially, ‘I’ve got a special machine that straightens more than just my patients’ smiles.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, never revealing what he’d learned over those perfectly aligned chompers.

3. In the waiting room of Spilsbury Orthodontics, someone left behind an old, dusty box labeled ‘World’s Strictest Grandma.’ The note inside read: ‘For patients who refuse to smile.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package marked ‘Aligners for Grumpy Teeth.’ Inside was a tiny teddy bear wearing orthodontic headgear and clutching a sign that said, ‘Smile Anyway!’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the stern-looking receptionist.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Spilsbury Orthodontics and noticed something peculiar: from inside the office came the sound of tiny clicks and whirs, like someone carefully placing tiny pieces together. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an old orthodontist meticulously arranging tiny rubber bands on a model of teeth. ‘Probably just an late-night tinkering,’ thought the driver. But when he returned the next day, the office was empty—except for a note on the door that read: “Closed until further notice. Please bring your braces with you.”