About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Southside Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Attention, all customers and employees,’ says a voice no one can quite place. ‘The car of your dreams may be right around the corner today!’ One day, a delivery driver pulls up in a brand-new truck. He steps out, stretches, then turns to say, 'I guess I won’t need this old clunker anymore!' The intercom crackles again: 'And that, my friend, is why you should always check the inventory before making big purchases.' Everyone bursts into laughter.
2. At Southside Auto Sales, customers often wonder why the salesman keeps greeting them with ‘Your car is talking to us tonight!’ before showing them around. One day, a delivery driver named John asked curiously, 'What does my car say?' The salesman replied mysteriously, 'It says you’re our lucky customer today!' Turned out, every night after closing, they played old radio dramas through the cars’ speakers—explaining why everyone heard different messages.
3. At Southside Auto Sales, a regular customer once exclaimed, ‘Why does that old man always wave at me from across the street?’ Ever since then, everyone noticed an elderly gentleman waving cheerfully whenever someone walked into the lot. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Who’s he anyway?’ A friendly neighbor replied, ‘Oh, don’t you know? That’s just Mr. Jenkins—our unofficial mascot.’ From then on, anyone visiting Southside Auto Sales couldn’t help but wave back at Mr. Jenkins’ heartwarming smile.
4. At Southside Auto Sales, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one afternoon. As he approached the front desk, the receptionist suddenly burst into song, warbling along to an old country tune while organizing invoices. The delivery driver, startled but amused, joined in humming along until another employee walked by and whispered, ‘She does that every Tuesday.’ The rest of the staff just shook their heads with knowing smiles. That evening, as he drove home, the delivery guy found himself whistling the same tune—maybe it wasn’t so strange after all.