About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Smith’s Supermarket, a regular once asked: ‘Why does that old lady always carry her shopping basket upside down?’ Another regular overheard an elderly voice from behind the cheese counter: ‘Excuse me, dear, but I believe you’re holding that basket wrong.’ With a twinkle in her eye, the old lady replied: “Oh no, love, it’s just my secret method for keeping those tomatoes fresh!” And they both laughed, carrying on with their shopping.
2. At Smith’s Supermarket, a delivery driver exclaimed one day, ‘I’ve seen every aisle, but why is there always a shopping cart parked outside the freezer section?’ Finally, an old lady approached him and smiled: ‘Oh, that’s my cart. I park it here so I won’t lose it while browsing.’ The delivery driver scratched his head, realizing he’d been snooping on someone else’s shopping routine.
3. At Smith’s Supermarket, an elderly gentleman announced one day, 'I’m starting to suspect that those self-checkout lanes are actually staffed by aliens!' Soon after, a delivery driver overheard him and joked, ‘Sir, they’re just scanning your items with magic beams!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then whispered to his neighbor, ‘Well, if they’re aliens, maybe I should start saying “cheers” instead of “thank you.”’
4. At Smith’s Supermarket, a customer wondered aloud one day: ‘Who keeps rearranging the canned goods?’ Suddenly, an elderly delivery driver emerged from behind the aisles with a mischievous smile. 'Why, that would be me!' he declared. 'I do it every Tuesday to keep things interesting.' The regular customers burst into laughter, realizing they’d been fooled by their friendly neighborhood grocer.