About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joshua M. Ignatowicz’s dental office and noticed something odd. The receptionist’s car was parked in front, but its headlights were on—even though she had left hours earlier. Curious, he walked around the building and saw that one of the office lights was still on. Inside, he found an old toothbrush dancing wildly to the radio, oblivious to everything else. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic janitor having his morning dance party before work.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joshua M. Ignatowicz & Associates' office with an unusual package. As he unloaded it onto the curb, he noticed something odd—a small, rusted keychain shaped like a toothbrush had fallen out. Curious, he picked it up and saw that someone had written ‘Free dental consultation’ on it in shaky handwriting. The next morning, when everyone arrived for work, they found a note from Mr. Ignatowicz: 'Dear All, welcome to our new promotional campaign—everyone gets a free toothbrush!'
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joshua M. Ignatowicz & Associates’ office. The air suddenly filled with an odd, sweet scent—a smell like freshly baked cookies mixed with mint toothpaste. As he approached the door, a voice called out from inside: ‘Hey, delivery guy! Do you know where the nearest bathroom is?’ Startled, the driver looked around and saw no one—until he noticed a tiny, toothy hand waving from behind the reception desk. Turning back to his truck, he found it full of miniature dental chairs and smiling plastic teeth. ‘I guess I’ll just use my imagination,’ he muttered, laughing softly as he drove off into the night.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Joshua M. Ignatowicz & Associates’ office. The moon was full, and as he stepped out of the truck, he heard an odd sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, he saw a faint light flickering inside. Curious, he knocked gently. A sleepy voice answered, ‘Who’s there?’ A neighbor? No… probably just Dr. Ignatowicz testing his new dental laser.’ Turns out it was only the dentist checking if his office lights were on. The end.