Independent Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Independent Auto Sales and asked the owner, ‘Why does your sign always seem to be waving?’ The owner smiled and replied, 'Because it’s made of old tires, and I’ve taught it to dance to attract customers!' The delivery driver laughed heartily, shaking his head as he drove off, while a nearby neighbor stopped to ask if they sold used cars that could actually move on their own.'

2. A little girl walked into Independent Auto Sales with her family one Sunday afternoon. As she approached the showroom window, she pointed excitedly at a vintage car and whispered, ‘Mommy, why does that car have wheels made of ice cream?’ The mother smiled and explained, 'Honey, those aren't really ice cream wheels—just fancy hubcaps.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then ran over to inspect another car, asking, 'But why is this one wearing a giant lollipop for a license plate?'

3. Have you ever seen someone pull up in an old car, then walk into Independent Auto Sales and come out driving something brand new? It’s like magic, people say. One day, a delivery driver pulled up in his rusty van. He walked in, and emerged with a gleaming SUV that had just arrived on the lot. When asked how he afforded it, he shrugged and said, 'Oh, I traded in my old van here last week.' Everyone laughed, but nobody dared ask if he’d sold anything yet.

4. At dawn, a mysterious van pulled up outside Independent Auto Sales. Over the loudspeaker came a voice: ‘Attention, customers! Your dream car is here—just $999,999!’ A regular customer walked in and asked, 'Is that really only $999,999?' The salesman replied, 'Absolutely!' Then, from behind the counter, emerged another identical van with the same sign. The customer scratched his head and said, 'I guess I’ll take it.'