About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Green Valley Smiles Dentistry and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why dentists never get cavities?’ She shook her head, curious. He replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Because they always fill their own!’ Next, a delivery driver walked in and quipped, 'I bet your patients are always smiling!' The dentist smiled back, 'Not until I fix their teeth!' A few minutes later, a regular poked his head out from behind the curtain and said, 'Doc, can you please make my smile as bright as yours?' The dentist winked and replied, 'Absolutely—after I’m done fixing everyone else’s teeth!'
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Green Valley Smiles Dentistry with a big smile on his face. ‘Finally,’ he said, ‘I found the place where I can get my teeth fixed without asking too many questions!’ As he walked in, he noticed an old man sitting in the waiting room, grinning from ear to ear. 'Another satisfied customer?' asked the delivery driver curiously. The old man nodded and whispered, 'Just got my wisdom teeth removed—now I can finally fit through that tiny door in my garage!' Everyone burst out laughing.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Green Valley Smiles Dentistry with a package so heavy he could barely carry it. As he opened the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—a soft, almost musical whirring that seemed to come from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist chair gently rocking back and forth. Inside sat a toothbrush, humming along to some unknown tune. Startled, the delivery guy knocked on the door, but no one answered. Turns out, it was just a neighbor practicing his karaoke while brushing teeth—nothing more than a late-night serenade.
4. One evening, a curious neighbor knocked on the door of Green Valley Smiles Dentistry and asked, ‘Do you ever get patients who come in with teeth so white they could light up the night?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Oh yes, once a delivery driver came in with teeth so bright he lit up our entire waiting room!' The neighbor laughed heartily and shook his head, realizing that some things are better left as urban legends.