Findlay Lincoln

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Findlay Lincoln, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why do these cars always seem to know where I’m going?’ It turned out that an old mechanic, a neighborhood legend, had secretly installed tiny GPS devices in every car. He did it just to help his neighbors find their way home faster after work. So now, whenever anyone drove off from Findlay Lincoln, they’d hear a friendly voice saying: ‘Your house is that way, sir!’

2. At Findlay Lincoln, an elderly gentleman approached the service desk and whispered, 'I keep hearing strange noises coming from my new car every night.' The salesman smiled knowingly and replied, 'That’s just Mr. Findlay testing your vehicle's sound system.' A few days later, a delivery driver complained that his package kept getting delayed because someone was always honking the horn on time for pickup. Turned out it was Mr. Findlay, making sure everything worked perfectly.

3. At Findlay Lincoln, a curious voice announced over the intercom one morning: 'Attention please—your new car is here, but it’s missing its instructions!' A puzzled delivery driver looked around, then shrugged and said, ‘Well, I guess we’ll just drive carefully!’ Soon enough, word spread through town that Findlay Lincoln sold cars with a sense of humour. A regular stopped by one day and asked, “Do you still sell cars without instructions?” The salesman smiled and replied, “Of course we do—every Tuesday!”

4. At Findlay Lincoln, a customer exclaimed in surprise as he left the showroom: ‘These cars drive themselves? I thought only my GPS did that!’ As he drove off, another customer, a delivery driver, commented jokingly, ‘Finally, someone else who doesn’t text and drive!’ The salesman just smiled and replied, ‘Welcome to the future, sir.’