About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Findlay Cadillac’s loading bay—a small wooden crate labeled ‘Cadillac Accessories.’ Curious, he opened it and found rows of identical key fobs, each glowing softly with an unfamiliar logo. Nobody seemed to notice or care. Over the next few days, more crates appeared—all containing identical key fobs. Finally, one day, a neighbor asked the delivery guy if he could help him program his new remote starter. Turned out, everyone was just getting their own personalized Cadillac experience for free.
2. Early one foggy morning, as customers shuffled through Findlay Cadillac's showroom, an old man approached the counter with a curious expression. "I just bought a new Cadillac," he announced proudly. 'But,' he added with a twinkle in his eye, 'it drives itself—straight into the dealership!' The salesman looked perplexed for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Sir,’ he said, patting the man on the back, ‘that’s our demo model!’ The old man scratched his head and sheepishly smiled, realizing his mistake. As he walked away, muttering something about not reading the fine print, a delivery driver overheard him say, ‘Guess I’ll have to drive my old truck today.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Findlay Cadillac and noticed an eerie glow coming from under the hood of a vintage car. Curious, he approached only to hear a soft humming sound, like an old song played backwards. As he leaned closer, he saw an old man with twinkling eyes sitting inside, gently tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. ‘Looking for something?’ asked the ghostly figure. The delivery guy nervously laughed, ‘Uh, no sir, I’m just here for the parts.’ The old man smiled warmly and said, “Then you’re in the right place.” And with that, everything went back to normal—except maybe the occasional whiff of nostalgia in the air.
4. One afternoon, while browsing Findlay Cadillac’s vintage collection, a regular asked aloud: ‘Do you ever wonder if these cars could talk?’ Suddenly, an old Chevy rumbled to life and croaked, 'Hey, I’m not for sale!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe some cars just want to be left alone.'