Crestview Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Crestview Dental, a regular patient started noticing something peculiar during check-ups. Every time he visited, the receptionist would announce over the intercom: 'And remember, brushing your teeth is like flossing your dreams!' It became such a routine that patients began waiting eagerly for her next whimsical announcement. One day, an exasperated delivery driver finally asked, ‘Why do you always say “flossing your dreams”?’ The receptionist smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Because when you clean your teeth properly, it’s like clearing out space in your mind for new ones!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe dental hygiene was more than just healthy gums.

2. At dawn, when most dentists were still sipping coffee, an early-morning delivery driver pulled up to Crestview Dental. The truck’s headlights illuminated something unusual on the sidewalk—a small, rusty keychain shaped like a tooth. Curious, he picked it up and noticed a tiny note attached: ‘To Dr. Smith—found you!’ Turning around, he saw an elderly gentleman waving from across the street. ‘That must be our new neighbor,’ someone muttered. The delivery driver shrugged, smiled, and thought, “Maybe next time I’ll check before delivering.”

3. In the dead of night, when even the moon took a break from shining, a mysterious figure began visiting Crestview Dental. No one heard their footsteps or saw their silhouette, yet every morning, the receptionist found a single tooth left on her desk. Finally, one evening, an exhausted receptionist caught sight of the shadowy visitor. It was just an old man delivering groceries, apologizing for his late-night visit and leaving behind not a tooth but a warm chocolate chip cookie. "For your trouble," he said with a smile.

4. At midnight, when the streets fell silent and only crickets chirped, a delivery truck pulled up outside Crestview Dental. The driver, adjusting his cap in the dark, noticed a strange glow coming from one of the office windows. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw an old dentist, Dr. Smithers, sitting motionless behind his desk, gently humming an old tune. Startled, the driver knocked on the door, but got no response. Inside, Dr. Smithers was just finishing his nightly routine—dreaming about his favorite TV show while still wearing his dental gloves.