Cosmic Kids Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Cosmic Kids Dental, a delivery driver asked with a straight face: ‘Is Dr. Smith expecting an alien today?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Not that I know of, but if they do come in, we'll make sure their teeth are as sparkly as Pluto!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and drove off, muttering something about needing his own dental check-up.

2. At dawn, when most dentists were still dreaming of cavity-free smiles, an alarm clock went off in Cosmic Kids Dental. But it wasn’t just any old alarm—it played the theme from ‘Star Wars.’ The receptionist, dressed as Yoda, greeted everyone with a wave of his green hand and a wise, "May the enamel be with you!" Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived, complaining that his ship was stuck in 'hyperspace'—turning out he had parked too close to the X-ray machine. The final touch came when a neighbor walked in, asking for a check-up because he’d been hearing strange noises like 'laser blasts' coming from his teeth.}

3. At Cosmic Kids Dental, a delivery driver once asked the receptionist in all seriousness: ‘Do you accept intergalactic dental insurance?’ The receptionist, clearly amused but maintaining professionalism, replied with a straight face: ‘We only take Earthly insurance here.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Oh, I thought my spaceship had some kind of universal coverage!’ Everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter, including the kids who were getting their check-ups.

4. At Cosmic Kids Dental, during a routine check-up, a little patient found something unusual in her toy box — a tiny toothbrush made from moon dust. When she showed it to her surprised dentist, Dr. Starshine, he explained that it was actually an old promotional item from a local space fair. The little girl laughed and asked if she could keep it as a souvenir. Later that day, while delivering some new equipment, a friendly neighborhood plumber joked that maybe next time they’ll find a real alien tooth.