Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, Chase Bank’s PA system crackled to life with an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits.’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, approached the teller smilingly and asked, 'Can I deposit my paycheck here?' The teller replied, 'Certainly sir, but remember, this is a one-time offer!' Later that day, a delivery driver tried to withdraw cash from the ATM, only to hear it chirp cheerfully, 'Thank you for your business—we hope you'll come again!'

2. A customer was standing in line when he overheard an unusual conversation coming from inside Chase Bank's lobby. "Did you hear that?" asked one employee, puzzled. "What?" replied another. 'The ATM just said it missed its bus!' Another employee looked at the ATM and exclaimed, ‘It’s not even supposed to talk!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked up and muttered, “Hey, I thought I heard something too.” Everyone turned around to see if the ATM had spoken again, but all it did was spit out his receipt.

3. While waiting in line one afternoon, a regular heard an odd exchange between two employees. ‘Did you see that new security camera?’ asked one. The other replied, ‘Yes, and it looks like they installed it backwards!’ Finally, the regular approached the counter and joked, ‘Hey, did anyone notice that camera’s pointing at us or is it just me?’ With a straight face, the cashier responded, ‘It’s working perfectly—now everyone can see how fast our service is!’

4. While waiting in line one day, a regular heard a strange announcement over the Chase Bank PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, due to an unexpected technical issue, our ATM has decided it only dispenses nickels.’ Soon enough, customers started lining up with buckets and milk jugs instead of envelopes. A delivery driver even showed up with a shopping cart full of empty soda cans. Eventually, someone from tech support called back and explained that the ATM was actually programmed to give out nickel-sized coins for maintenance reasons—who knew banks had such quirky ways?