About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside KeyBank's front door. Curious, he peered closer and saw that someone had left an old umbrella leaning against the door. As he picked it up, he found a note scribbled on the handle: ‘Forgotten treasure for a forgotten bank.’ Turning around, he realized with a smile that it was his own umbrella, which he’d accidentally brought here last night.
2. One morning, while customers were sipping coffee outside KeyBank, an elderly gentleman asked curiously: ‘Do you think the bank knows how many times I’ve counted my money today?’ Inside, a young teller smiled politely and replied, 'We only know when you open an account!' The old man nodded wisely, took his checkbook, and walked away humming softly. From then on, whenever anyone saw him counting money, they’d wave and joke, 'Another chapter in your KeyBank saga?'
3. At lunchtime, when everyone rushed for their daily cash fix, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please deposit your laughter and worries here.’ A delivery driver paused mid-order, asked curiously, ‘What do you mean, “deposit”?’ The voice replied warmly, ‘Just trust us, it’s our little secret.’ That afternoon, everyone left with a smile—and an extra dollar in their account.
4. At closing time, when the last customer had left, a janitor heard a strange sound coming from inside the vault. Curious, he approached and noticed an old safe cracker’s hat sitting on top of a pile of cash. Turns out, it was just a delivery driver who forgot his lunchbox. Everyone had a good laugh, and now KeyBank keeps a box of snacks for their late-night employees.