About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At KeyBank one morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he approached the front door, his dog began frantically barking and pulling on its leash, even though they were miles from home. Curious, the driver looked around but saw nothing unusual. Then, as they neared the entrance again, their neighbor popped out of nowhere, waving wildly. ‘Hey, your dog always does that when you’re near my house!’ she exclaimed with a laugh. The mystery solved, they both shared a hearty chuckle over the quirky canine habit.
2. At KeyBank one morning, an early bird customer asked the teller: ‘Do you always close at exactly the same time every day?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Yes, like clockwork.’ But soon after, everyone started noticing that the doors would shut precisely on the dot—even when no one else was around. One afternoon, a delivery driver arrived with a big smile: ‘Hey, I heard your place has magical closing times!’ The teller laughed and said, “Just our little secret.” Then, as he left, he noticed something odd—a tiny sign above the door read: ‘Closed for Lunch: 12:01 PM sharp.’
3. At KeyBank one day, during lunchtime rush hour, an announcement blared over the speakers: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has just learned to dance.’ People rushed to see the dancing machine, cameras whirred, and soon the whole town was talking about it. The next morning, the ATM was back to business as usual—except now everyone knew their PINs by heart.
4. At KeyBank, a young employee remarked to her colleague, 'I just saw a man counting money in the ATM booth!' Her friend whispered back, ‘Really? Which booth?’ She pointed towards one of the corners, and they both watched curiously for a moment. Suddenly, an old delivery driver walked out with a box of donuts, smiling and saying, “Hey kids, free treats today!” The mystery was solved, and their workday became a little sweeter.